1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Page 18 is blank. Page 19, line 4:
‘A bowl of porridge and a pot of tea on the table in front of me. In the background,’
45 – Bill Drummond
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My bag, which I moved in order to get the nearest book to me out.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
15:45, or 15:43 depending on wheher I check my computer or my watch. I’m quite freaked out now.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The Wonder Stuff – “Welcome to the Cheap Seats”.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Went to the pub over the road for lunch.
8: What are you wearing?:
Black shirt, black jeans.
10: Did you dream last night?
The odds are good.
11: When did you last laugh?
I’m laughing right now. Right now!
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A whiteboard (blank) and three pictures: Jazz musicians in New Orleans, a polar bear, and the Beatles being interviewed by someone I don’t recognise.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
The freakish crane-creaure is still outside my window.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
I wouldn’t be doing it if I had anything better to do, let’s put it like that.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Shaun of the Dead.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Celebratory booze. But if you mean in a “spending serious wedge” sort of way: a Covent Garden flat.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I like high winds.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I’d change human nature.
19: Do you like to dance?:
20: George Bush:
What about him?
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Abort. (Honestly don’t know. Something simple. And easy to spell.)
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: