Not A Fucking Lizard

In some contexts, this sort of heat is sexy. You know, ceiling fan slowly rotating, orange light spilling through a veneitian blind, illuminating a room with a bed containing an attractive person of appropriate gender wearing not very much aside from a sheen of sweat, bourbon and ice on a rickety table, jazz filtering in from somewhere up the street. Sexy.

London is not sexy in the heat. London is a great mass of sweating stone. I can hear the honk of buses from out the window, I have no venetian blinds or ceiling fan, I am going to the gym shortly, so cannot have the bourbon and ice, and worst of all, there are no attractive naked people in my bed. What’s the point of this sort of heat, then, I ask you?

Curiosity….

A couple of people I know have mentioned that they read this, despite not being on LJ/having me friended.

So, I’m curious: if you’re reading this, and haven’t got me friended, then leave a comment tell me me who you are (and, if on LJ, why you haven’t friended this journal…)

Zombie.

Between the horror of the films yesterday (Sorority Boys: Just say “Aaah! No! Get it away from me no aaargh!” do not attempt to watch it, because it’s a big heap of shit. OK, the company while watching made it more entertaining, but it’s still an excruciating experience. It’s Two Ronnie’s humour, executed without any of the charm or Ronnie Barker’s talent.) and then Slimelight, I am now mostly asleep.

Slimelight was interesting. First time I’ve been there with my head on straight, and stayed to the end. Other people have reported horror stories from this sort of thing. Honestly, I didn’t notice a world of difference. I mean, given the choice, I’d prefer to avoid the sober experience, but it turns out that I’m quite capable of dancing like a spack for six hours while stone cold sober, it’s just that I start to fall asleep after that.

Frankly, the major difference is that I talked to less people, and since what I come out with while all fucked up in there is utter shite anyway, no-one lost out. Felt slightly guilty for not actually stopping to say a proper hello other than nods in passing to _whitenoise and scratchmeharder, failed to spot miss_soap to wish her a happy badgerday after failing to show at the picnic ealier, so apologies all round on that score.

I also experienced, to what I’m sure will everyone else’s amusement, the mild horror of having to fend off a drunken/otherwise ruined young man’s advances at a couple of points during the night (not the first time (although, I admit, it’s been some (OK, many) years) I’ve been hit on by a man, but the first time that a “Sorry, no, very flattered, but not interested.” hasn’t worked straight out). In the trememdously unlikely event that I’ve ever been as, erm, as graceless as that (it may give you a clue when I say “Aaah! The Tounge!”) to anyone, ever, I’d just like to apologise unreservedly.

Imperfect World [Cross-posted]

I don’t usualy cross post between electricana and here, but while I was wandering London this morning, wondering vaguely how the hell I was going to get home, and what art gallery to go and stick my nose in, I ran across a statue that I’d seen before, but never taken a lot of notice of. The message on its base seemed especially relevant, and sums up my response to this sort of thing, so I thought I’d let it stand as my comment, and post it here as well.

Imperfect World

Modern Communications

Signs of the times: everyone walking along staring at the mobile phones in frustration, as the phone networks lock up. Walking along, past empty public phone booths.

I’m currently trapped in the centre of town in a net cafe (nothing better to do, and I wanted to get some fucking news, because London Transport were telling me nothing) waiting for some form or transport to start back up again, so I can get either home or to the office.

Edit: God, I wish I’d brought my decent camera.

Warcraft

Aside from cairmen (and I admit I should have been suspicious when he said “The first one’s free…”) is there anyone else reading this playing World of Warcraft? My copy arrived last night (when the fucking account creation server was down, of all the bastard luck), and I got it all patched up this morning, so I’m looking forward to getting started when I get home tonight…

And more to the point, is there anyone that fancies starting up a new character on a UK RP server (of if you’re still reasonably low level, waiting for me to catch up to where you are), and teaming up with me on a reasonably regular basis?

Well, that’s new and different.

It’s raining. Those of us in London have all noticed that. It is Rainy Season in London town, and there is nothing for it but listen to hot jazz and drink cold rum.

What’s new, though, it’s that it’s raining inside my front door.

(I assume that the seal on the flat roof has gone. Still, this is not exactly an idea state of affairs….)