Right, leaving to go stand on a plinth for an hour. Those of you who suffer from incurable bordedom and who can’t make it along to Traf Square will be able to see me at http://www.oneandother.co.uk between the hours of 10 and 11pm UK time. You won’t be able to miss me, as I shall be wearing a white suit, to ensure that I don’t accidentally blend in with anything, and to provide passers by with maximum mockery value. Plus, I will have camera and tripod set up.