Historically, I have been bad at responding to this…

Nonetheless: interview me. 5 questions. Amusing answers guaranteed.*

* Amusement to be measured on the Krankies scale. For reference: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” rates approximately 200 mega-Jimmies. All answers will have a value of at least ten Jimmies. (The sensation of treading in dogshit in one’s bare feet.)

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