Bags: packed. (OK, this means shoving a showerbag and something to sleep in in beside my camera gear and some books, but still, I’ve done it.)
Devices: charged. (Because I cannot go away without at least three things that go beep.)
House: locked up. (Barring the front door, obviously, because I have to wait until I’ve left to do that.)
Amazon: cunts. (They have shipped one of my items now, three days late. It should, in fact, arrive in time for christmas. Shame I’m not going to be be here.)
Happy holidays, everyone. See you on the 27th.