Weekend: smashing. Brain: smashed.
Apologies for talking shit/being tedious/anything else as required – in hindsight, I was in quite some state at points on Saturday night. Thanks to ebmgothicgirlie and delomelas in particular, who I was probably most spannered at, but who provided entertainment nonetheless.
For those not there, a guide to how spannered I was: in attempting to answer the question “How hard is it to find a bunch of goths in Hyde Park?”, I discovered that the answer is: “Quite easy, provided you don’t go to St James Park by mistake, in which case, you will certainly fail to find the goths, because you are too stupid to live”. I did make it in the end, though, and had a thoroughly civilised time – more of that sort of thing, etc, etc. Ta, all.
And now, organ failure.