Lifted from Marysia

Human Virus Scanner

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi – Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth – Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming – Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial – Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Discordia – Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics – Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory – Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%), Cthulhu (60%), British (85%), Religion (70%), Brand Names (70%), Computer Games (90%), Hippyism (93%), Environmentalism (70%), Macintosh (80%)

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