Something I wish I’d said about Valentines…

“That dark and evil day is approaching when nauseating couples drench the world in golden syrup and sashay around showing off their love for one another as if they had licence not to get punched. Which they don’t.”

This is why I read Tom Coates’ writings. Because he makes me laugh like a drain.

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