Aha! Clarification! Apparently, the request for information about my love life was from my mate Claire, who I haven’t seen since she departed for points North, and not in fact, a stalker. It would have helped to have signed the e-mail, dear, or at least used an e-mail address I might have recognised.

Reasons I have not acted on the requests I have recieved for things on this blog:

• Plaster Cast Porn – Already linked to it. Also, frightened.
• Fluffy Bunnies – Like you need to ask why.
• Complete history of my love life – Unsettled by stalker-ish question.
• Guide to Chinese takeaways in London – Just plain silly. May yet do this, actually.
• Message Forum – I want to develop one, actually. Not for this, but would like to do it. Time consuming.
• Currently writing projects – I don’t really have anything new to talk about.
• Currently reading/listening to – Don’t really have an excuse.
• Why are you a goth? – I’m not, really. No, stop looking at me like that that.
• The UK general election – Dull. Very dull.
• Something about comics – Ninth Art.
• More weird links – No excuse. I’ll try and do better.

I’m still taking more requests, you know. And I know there are are people out there who read this who haven’t said anything. You know who you are. At least mail me with your feeble excuses.