Italo Calvino

You have all failed me.

Specifically, why did no-one ever hand me a copy if Italo Calvino’s “Invisible Cities” and say “You must read this book, otherwise you’re just wasting your life”?

Still, I’ve read it now, having picked it up on a whim when I was buying a book on psychogeography. And you can all redeem yourselves, anyway. I’ve just now ordered a copy of “If On A Winter’s Night A Traveller”, for reading when I’m done with aforesaid psychogeography book, but I need to know: what else of his stuff should I read? Or at least, what else do I need to read urgently?

A Fine Sceptic

“I mean, if you want to believe in psychics, fine. You’re a dangerous idiot and I wouldn’t trust you to operate a spoon without putting an eye out … but fine.” – Charlie Brooker, from the article “When it comes to psychics, my stance is hardcore: they must die alone in windowless cells“.

And I strongly urge you to click through and read the piece on Creationism at the bottom of the article. It’s not going to tell you anything you don’t know, but it’s bloody funny. Say what you like, the man has a gift for the bile-filled phrase…

12:45 – Restate My Assumptions

The Lost Cocteau Twins Album

No, it’s not the cover of a lost Cocteau Twins album.

I may annoy a few of you with the next shot or two, as I go wandering off into the realms of abstract photography for a bit. My apologies – I’ve a conventional portrait of my Dad coming up afterward, just to reassure you all, and possibly answer some of the questions about where I get my looks from.

I don’t normally talk too much about my thoughts and feelings around an image – I like to let people work out what I’m saying, but I think I probably ought to make it a little clearer with this sequence, which are about how I respond to the beauty of nature. I’m firmly with Richard Dawkins, here – “Unweaving the Rainbow” does not destroy it’s majesty, and the more one understands of the scientific process behind the natural world, the more impressive it is. That’s the point of view that gave me the inspiration for these shots.

On the technical side, well, while this image, and the any that follow it are not as strictly composed as my normal work, you’d be mistaken if you thought that all I did was whirl the camera around at random while on a long exposure to get them. As you can probably see, there are three distinct elements to this that the camera was moved in relation to for different periods of time. I didn’t know exactly what the final shot would look like, but I did have some sense of the elements image I wanted to produce.

I’d love to know what you think of them…

Dopamine Mine

Dopamine Mine

Another from Borough. I get hungry just looking at this one.

Other than that, not a lot to say. Sorry. I’ll try and be more entertaining with the next shot.

Southern Trees

Southern Trees

I was round Borough market this morning. I’ve got a huge pile of “maybes” as a result. Well, five. That’s a lot for me. Normally, if something is a “maybe”, it’s not good enough. This lot, though, I just don’t know if they’re terribly interesting – I like them, I just don’t know that anyone else will see the same things I do in them.

But I digress. This isn’t a maybe. I saw these strange little trees in one of the grocers there, and was immediately struck by the fact that I could not easily connect them with any fruit I’ve ever knowingly eaten.

So I took a photo, and hope to be credited with exposing the alien fruits tat have obviously come to take over the earth. Or at least our citrus groves.

One day…

I’m occasionally asked why I don’t put more photos from gigs on-line. I mean, out of the last two gigs I’ve been to, two photos made it on to electricana, and one of them was distinctly borderline.

The best answer I can give is: when my gig photos are of a standard with andrewkendall‘s, I’ll put them on-line.

Which is by way of saying: check out his work, if you haven’t already.

Pearly Gates (21st Century Edition)

Pearly Gates (21st Century Edition)

Don’t panic, I’m not going to be doing this to all my photos from now on, but this is another one from the archives that I just couldn’t get the tone I wanted for it. It’s probably the single photo I played with longest, trying to get a lomo-like look to it and never quite getting it right, and it suddenly sprang to mind on the bus home tonight.

There may be a few more of these yet to come – I’m racking my brains trying to thing of the shots that I took in 2005, and gave up on because they looked too real. I’m sure I won’t be able to simply Lomo them all, but you never know, I might be able to retrieve one or two more.

If I start to bore anyone with lomo stuff, do say.

Hypothetically:

If I were to be in Edinburgh from the 19th of December until the morning of the 24th, who would be around? Could I get crashspace off someone? Would there be enough going on, or will everyone be off doing family stuff?

One day…

I’m occasionally asked why I don’t put more photos from gigs on-line. I mean, out of the last two gigs I’ve been to, two photos made it on to [info]electricana, and one of them was distinctly borderline.

The best answer I can give is: when my gig photos are of a standard with [info]andrewkendall‘s, I’ll put them on-line.

Which is by way of saying: check out his work, if you haven’t already.

Audio Editing Tools?

I need something that will let me edit MP3s. I need to be able to trim them, stick them together, add noise and crackle, and generally make them sound strange and distorted.

In a perfect world, free, also, but I don’t mind paying up to a tenner.

Suggestions?