Bindings

Bindings

Here’s an unusual approach for me – while I do apply toning and effects to most of my photos, I don’t generally set out to quite so extreme with them. While this is still composed as it was shot, I have completely savaged the colours on it to destroy detail, and leave something stark and high contrast – aiming to give the suggestion, the feel, of chains rather than an accurate picture of the mooring chains as they are in life. I initially hated this shot, but having now mutilated it, I’m actually quite pleased with it.

Photonerd

Longshot: Any expert-level Adobe Lightroom users reading this? Anyone *know* any hardcore Lightroom users they could put me in touch with? I’m trying to hack something into a process, and I’ve googled and got nothing, but it’s such an obvious thing, I’m convinced there has to be a way to do it, and I need someone’s brains to pick, even if it’s just to be told they’ve left it out….

And while I’m here, this might as well one of those once in a reminders I put up now and again for new people, or old people who weren’t paying attention the first few times: if you’ve got any interest in photography, or in getting the odd pretty picture on your friendspage now and again (and really, I’m doing well if I manage one a week), then you could do worse than friend my photojournal, electricana.

Fogbound

Fogbound

I’ve hours and hours working on this short – altering the crop to compose it differently, fucking with the lights and darks, experimenting with B&W and various tints, and I just cannot get it into anything I like. Nonetheless – it was really *remarkably* foggy while I was in Edinburgh the other week, and I wanted to put something online to reflect that. So here it is. It’s not a shot I’m terribly happy with, but it’s one I don’t entirely mind sharing with the world.

Idle Thought

There are services where I could send my entire CD collection to have it ripped to high quality MP3 (had I not already done it myself). There are places I can go to get my DVD collection digitized, and that, I might well consider, at least for the films and TV I like to rewatch. It’d cost me a few hundred quid, but the time to rip a DVD to .avi is significantly higher, and requires more manual intervention and computer power than CD ripping, so I might justify the cost as a time and effort saver. Unless, of course, someone here can point in the direction of a one-click app for OS X that makes turning a DVD to an .avi a matter of sticking the disk in and hitting go – must be able to cope with turning multi-episode TV DVD into separate files.

But I digress from my point, which is that the though occurs: why is there not a place where I can send my books, and get them delivered to me as ebook editions? I would pay pretty reasonable sums for that service – a couple of quid a book, certainly. The technology exists to do it for libraries, etc. Why not is there not a consumer level version of the service yet? I have shelf after shelf, groaning with books, cluttering the place up, making my life look untidy. They would almost certainly all fit on the memory stick I have on my keyring (based on 1-2 MB per book as a PDF for the same of argument – I don’t think I own more than 200 books, so frankly, my entire library would be a drop in the bucket). This would be almost infinitely more convenient.

I accept that not everyone is as happy reading on screen as I am (honestly, I do more reading on screen that I do on paper, these days) but surely there must be more people than just me that would have a use for the service?

One For The Islay Fans

Wandered into The Whisky Exchange on Saturday.  That place has become dangerous to me, ever since the bastards sussed out my taste in whisky.

Left with a couple of bottles, and am just sampling the first now.  Smokehead.  And, on reflection, I endorse this product.  Just read the tasting notes on the website, and tell me that doesn’t sound like fun.

Best bit: 25 quid, and on a par with whiskies twice the price.

Yesterday’s Industry

Yesterday's Industry

I have a few shots of cranes like this – I love old docks, and brownfield space, so wandering around Leith was quite rewarding. I particularly like the decayed logo on the back of this one.

Get A Few Men In There

Get A Few Men In There

I have observed in the past that I visit places, and take photos of the wrong things. Here’s a photo from the beautiful, Georgian-architecture saturated city of Edinburgh.

This is a photo that works for me on about a few levels, but is almost certain to leave 99% of the population scratching their heads, so I shall simple say that in addition to doing a bit of scrap, these men will also tarmac your drive, and that this photo was taken in Leith. It won’t help anyone that doesn’t get the references, or find the jokes funny, and no I won’t be explaining, but I hope you at least like the colour toning and textures here.

Ghosts That Sell Memories

There aren’t many artists that get a standing ovation before they’ve started playing. When Tom Waits walked on stage last night, the crowd were on their feet at once. I’m trying to find something more meaningful to say than that, something that’ll explain what this gig was, what it was like, why on earth I would fork out over two hundred quid (including travel expenses etc) to go see him, so bear with me if this is a little incoherent.

I’m very, very fortunate – I’m the only person I know who has seen him live not once, but twice. Firstly in London, for the Real Gone tour in 2004, and then yesterday in Edinburgh as part of his current Glitter and Doom tour.

Real Gone was an album tour, and was focused on that album – he played other stuff, too, but it was very much about that album. Glitter and Doom felt like a career retrospective – his personal favourites of his work, perhaps – at one point, when the crowd were shouting between songs, asking for their particular favourites, he paused and growled “Well, those are all requests – but they’re *your* requests” before getting on with whatever he damn well wanted to play.

And what he wanted to play was damn fine. I particularly enjoyed the way that so many of the songs were reinterpretations of his earlier work – not so heavily different that they felt spoiled, but enough that they felt excitingly fresh and new – not like heaving them for the first time, but enough that if felt like a privilege to be there, to hear these distinct versions of his songs.

Highlights of the night for me were Hoist That Rag, hearing the thumping percussion and listening him to him rasp “The cracked bell rings and the ghost bird sings/The gods go begging here”, the collection of down-and-outs “handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar” in Bottom Of The World, and him inviting the audience to join him on the chorus of “Innocent When You Dream” which has probably taken the lead as the single most touchingly magical gig moment of my life, one that genuinely brought a tear to my eye, and then, during the encore, a track I really didn’t expect him to do, “9th and Hennepin”, because it’s not really a song – it’s a monologue set to some minimal percussion, but it’s that track that probably provides the best explanation of why I would pay 200 quid and trek the length of the country to see him.

You see Waits isn’t just my favourite recording artist, he’s one of my favourite writers, period. He’s got a knack for imagery that very, very few people can match. You can’t read a review of Waits without the writer going on about the world he’s created for his songs to inhabit – this slice of twisted carnival Americana, of three-time losers and late night blues bars, and the reason they all do is because the quality of his writing is so very strong, and doubly so when coupled with his perfectly pitched delivery, and it the imagery he evokes in every song so memorable and lasting.

“Such a crumbling beauty, ah
There’s nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won’t fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
til you’re full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
And you spill out over the side to anyone who will listen…”

And all too soon, off he went, to another standing ovation, his third of the night. I’m honestly not sure what my upper limit for seeing him perform again would be, but it’s certainly higher for him than for any other artist. 200 quid, and worth every penny. Hope he’s back soon.