I was a fan of The Onion, back in tha H-Dog dayz. Then I sort of drifted away. Over a series of owners, their content became… thinner. Funny, but insubstantial. But since the sale to Global Tetrahedron, they've been absolutely firing on all cylinders again. Wonderful to see.

Well, this is deeply, deeply bad news. I'm just about old enough to remember doing IT work at a time before the CVE program, and I do not wish to go back.