Jesus fuck. It turns out that I, and many/most of my friends would not be eligible for employment at American apparel because we don't look "natural" (for which one might also read "bland") enough. Be sure to read this, and then click through to the stories about hiring and firing based on appearance. The level of angry fuck you this inspires is staggering.

I can't quite decide what I think of this. One balance, yes, I think I would like to have this calendar on my wall.

Alan Moore is performing live in London at the end of July. Just, y'know, in case anyone's interested. I've got tickets for the Friday night.