You know how over the last ten years, I've occasionally mentioned home-made machinima in a "one day, you'll all want to watch this" kind of way, and most've you have looked at me funny? Yeah. That.

I know it's not funny. I know it will have been horrible for the person this happened to. But how can you not laugh at a litany of damages that reads "they [… ]invaded her home […] stopped utility services, cut water pipes and electrical wiring, damaged flooring and finishings, poured antifreeze into sinks and toilets and [stole] her parrot"?