A meme, lifted from budgie_uk for the purposes of providing me with distraction in between my Friday night programming:

Ask me a question, any question, and I hereby promise I’ll answer it dishonestly. I may prevaricate, I may stall, I may just simply flat out lie. But I’ll not answer the question honestly and straight-forwardly.

Note: neither the questions nor answers are screened. However, I reserve the right to screen any questions if, y’know, it’s funnier.

Go!