That random song title meme that’s doing the rounds. You know the one – hit randomise, then paste the titles in as answers to the questions, without changing the order. Just like everyone else, some of these are tripe, some erm, accurate, and some just funny.

Play along at home, and see if you can guess which is which. I’ll award marks for the most correct answers. And a small prize. Or something.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
The Torch

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Closedown

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL?
Sealclubbing

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
BulletProof!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Trees

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Dogboy vs Monsters

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Less Of Me

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I Wouldn’t Want To Live In A World Without Grudges

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Crucify

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
St John Of Gods

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Millenium Bug

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
No Pussy Blues

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stick It To The Pimp

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
London Girl

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Fucking ‘ell It’s Fred Titmus

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Aikea-Guinea

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Sister Rosetta

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Hit The Road Jack

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Before The Fall

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Descent