Attention Car Thieves!

When stealing cars at 6am, please have the decency to get the job done and drive off as fast as humanly possible, rather than waking the entire fucking neighbourhood with the alarm. This is especially important with an alarm that sounds for a while, then cuts out for a couple of seconds, then sounds again, because repeatedly tormenting those in nearby houses with that “aaah, finally, I can go back to sleep” feeling is the very definition of “cruel and unusual”.

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