31 Things

It’s this or sleep. I hate sleep.

Name someone with the same birthday as you:

Where was your first kiss?
A particularly hideous rock club in Morden.

Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else’s property?

Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Never, and if I get my way, I never will.

What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Depends on what they’re wearing. I would like to be all sensitive and cliched and say “eyes” or “smile” or “hair”, and they’re all things I like, but I am honest enough to admit that I can be distracted…

What really turns you on?

What do you order at coffee shops?
Coffee. Unless they sell elephants, in which case I have one of them, obviously.

What is your biggest mistake?
I hoenstly don’t think I’ve made any single mistake that would qualify for description as “my biggest”. It sounds like it ought to be a life-changing thing, and I don’t think I’ve ever screwed up so badly as to change my life.

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Of course not.

Say something totally random about yourself.
I am listening to Lipkandy.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Someone once suggested that from the right angle I looked like Gary Oldman. I mention this not because I think it’s remotely true, but because it’s rather more flattering than the occaisional Ozzy fucking Ozborne comparisons I get.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Not really, no.

Did you have braces?
No. To my parents bitter jealousy, I’ve always had good teeth.

Are you comfortable with your height?
I would like to be three inches taller, just so’s I could be taller than my little brother. (Or, more seriously, yes, extremely.)

What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Rembered that I adore the original Winnie the Pooh stories, and bought me a framed print of an E. H. Shepard pencil rough as a gift.

When do you know it’s love?

Do you speak any other languages?
In theory, I speak french. In practice, no.

Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Not on you life.

What magazines do you read?
Couple of photography magazines, a trade magazine, misc other periodicals from time to time.

Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Family members, and friends of the family, yes.

Do you watch mtv?

What’s something that really annoys you?

What’s something you really like?
Good company.

Do you like Michael Jackson?
Not even a little.

Can you dance?
There is some debate. Let’s say that I don’t care, and do it anyway…

What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
11pm the following day.

Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yes. Got knocked down. Failed to break anything, although the car was a write-off.

Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?

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