Bleed Music is back. Normally, I don’t give a fuck about music journalism, but this is free, and written by many people who you normally have to pay for. Many of them are funny.

In particular, I direct your attention to this column, written by the delightful Brem X Jones, known to his friends as Mr Kieron Gillen, who is also known as Minister Drill-Cock among the freaks over at Grammarporn.

The boy ain’t right. Go read.