This is an absolutely brilliant print. You wouldn't believe that glow-in-the-dark paint could actually move you, but you only have to look at this to realise that yes, yes it can.

Rhodri Marsden has been collecting people's dreadful 1st date stories. Read them if you want to feel better about your dating life (no matter how bad you think it's been, I promise you, it isn't as bad as these stories) or even if you just want a few cheap laughs.

There has to be more to this than there seems, right? I mean, we don't jail people for most of fours years for writing things on the internet now, do we? Particularly when those things don't result in riots? I mean, that's what they do in Egypt and all those other barbaric regiemes.

This short of shitty behaviour probably isn't a surprise to anyone any more, particularly not from the Daily Fail, but still, I'd be fucking livid and instructing a solicitor, were it me, so y'know…