From the “sodding typical” files

I’m attempting to book tickets for Patrick Stewart as Prospero in The Tempest at The Novello. I ring the box office.

They have tickets available for one night and one night only. Result!

But the one night they have is tomorrow, when I have tickets for Faust.

Arse.

[Book and Album reviews] Weeks 8 and 9

Book: World War Z by Max Brooks

Optioned to be made into a movie by Brad Pitt’s production company if memory serves, this is a the story of how (some of) humanity survived a Romero-esque zombie apocalypse, and begins to reclaim the planet. The narrative is a presented as a series of interviews with people who survived the “Zombie War”, a collection of linked short stories set against the same background. Not exactly great literature, but very entertaining and hard to put down.

Book: Blood, Sweat and Tea: Real Life Adventures in an Inner-city Ambulance by Tom Reynolds

Taken from the Random Acts of Reality blog, this exactly what it says – excerpts from the the life of a London EMT. If you’ve read the blog, you’ll know what you’re going to get. If you haven’t, then you should, because it’s very good. If I have an criticism of this, it’s only that I don’t think the book contains much if anything that wasn’t on the blog.

Book: I Was Bono’s Doppelganger by Neil McCormick

An extra book, just because I was slack in writing them up. Not actually a U2 biography although they turn up a fair amount, because this is the autobiography of their less successful schoolmate. The book is extremely entertaining in it’s own right, as much because the author is quite willing to admit to his failings, so this does feel like an honest account of what it’s like to have your mates succeed on a staggering scale while your own career goes nowhere. (Well, not nowhere – he’s done alright as a journo, after all, but it’s not what he started out aiming for.)

U2 and Bono come out of it quite well, although there’s enough about their failings (their brief dalliance with a really bizarre Irish Christian cult, for example) to make me think that it’s actually quite accurate about them, and it’s interesting to see that Bono may be rather more self aware than he generally appears in the media.

I got this one free off Dave when he headed off to parts Amerikan, and to be quite honest, as much as I enjoyed it, I’m not sure I’d have felt it was worth it had I paid money for it. Amusing, but *very* light.

Music: At San Quentin / At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash

Well, yeah. Two classic Johnny Cash albums, that are very deservedly classics. Should have bought them a lot sooner. Don’t know what else there is to say – you probably know yourself whether you like Cash or not already. If you don’t, well, get these and make your mind up.

(I’m cheating a little with the music – I actually went two weeks without buying any new music, but then I fell into Fopp by mistake, and bought 4 CDs the other day.)

From the “sodding typical” files

I’m attempting to book tickets for Patrick Stewart as Prospero in The Tempest at The Novello. I ring the box office.

They have tickets available for one night and one night only. Result!

But the one night they have is tomorrow, when I have tickets for Faust.

Arse.

Reminder: Jason Webley, Sunday night

Jason’s playing in London next week on the 4th and 7th of March.

He’s at http://www.favelachic.com/ at 9pm on Sunday the 4th. (Nearest tube Old Street.)

(I’ll be at this one.)

He’s also at http://www.greennote.co.uk/ in Camden on Wednesday the 7th, if anyone can’t make Sunday.

Insert usual “If you’re free at all, you must come” shouting here – you’ve all heard me go on about how everyone that’s seen him loves his stuff before….

London Fashion Week (outtake)

Erk!

The first of two shots of the same subject, both of which I’m really quite happy with.

LFW was on in the grounds of the museum when I was there, and I wanted at least one shot that played with of the sorts of tricks that can get used in fashion portaiture to make people/products look striking. So here’s an “arty” high contrast black and white, applied to my own size zero model. Check out that attractive toothy grin…

Aries

Aries

We had to collect an image for each of team’s start signs. This one is mine.

A description of my sign that has stuck with me for years is “courageous, blunt and direct, this person has the compassion of a rock”. I think this shot catches some of that.

Monkeying Around

Monkeying Around

My favourite of two shots on the theme of “Monkeying around”. The other involves an actual live human, and sterling chap though he may be, I always prefer the photos without people in them, so this is the one you get. The composition is better on this one, anyway.

Time Of Death:

Time Of Death:

Cheery little subject, this.

In case you have trouble reading it (this one more than most lives and dies by the viewer’s monitor settings, so I imagine a few of you will have trouble (it turns out I certainly did)) the text reads “Nothing lives forever, neither the body nor solid rock. RIP Restless in Perpetuity”

And this is, once again, from the Natural History Museum. In fact just assume that my photos will continue to be from there, until I say otherwise. :)

Doomed Clocks

Doomed Clocks

These are Ammonite clocks. The time they are showing is 65 million years past extinction.

I wish the detail on the top layer there was a little sharper, but I was shooting at highish ISO in low light, and every attempt I’ve made to sharpen it a bit has resulted in the noise level getting correspondingly cranked up.